She Gluttons Me, She Gluttons Me Not

This week, my weight has plateaued TWO FRICKIN' POUNDS above my goal. Dammit, dammit, dammit. I was reading one of Randy's nutrition papers. Remember that "three snacks a day" thing? It seems that I am supposed to eat three snacks a day, "whether I want them or not."

Wait. You're saying that I'm not losing weight, cause I'm not EATING ENOUGH? Jezzus. Also, each of those snacks must have some protein in them. I thought I was doing good, not wanting as much food.

WELL, A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO.

Protein powder on Cheetoes.
Protein powder on cookie dough.
Protein powder in a glass of wine.