Aww, c'mon.

One pound? ONE FRICKIN' POUND? Crikey, this is getting old. To hell with it. I'm eating this weekend. As much as I'm not eating, not drinking, and not 4th mealin', that damn scale owes me! You know what that one pound was? A bone! A one-pound bone. I don't need a one pound bone. I need a ten-pound bone.


Crikey!